I am the awesomest

This is my personal seal and mantra courtesy Reed. One of my friends set my crest as her desktop pic and set it to scale so it would take up the whole screen and then the next day she didn’t feel so good and was throwing up and shit and she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she was pregnant and then nine months later she had the baby, but it wasn’t a baby but a Marshall half-stack that she spent eight hours pushing through her baby-hole. The umbilical cord was actually a guitar cable that led to 1959 Stratocaster guitar and when the midwife tried to high five her because she was so excited, she missed and instead twanged a E7sus4add9 chord which resonated through the amp and ripped my friend in half.

The wake is this Tuesday. Fuck yeah.

-fw.

CD

I finished recording a CD of stuff similar to the music I did for my senior project.

It’s available here

-fw.